Dirty Ernie and the Temple of Whatever

An allegory from Padraic O'Cossett. Whose location in a certain SE Asian entertainment capitol one would never guess from the pecuniary substance of the discussion between the young lady and her devoted fiancé.

Dirty Ernie wants desperately to have sex with the new girl in his office, but she is ‘dating’ (or so it says here) someone else.

One day Dirty Ernie gets so backed-up and frustrated that he simply approaches her and says, "I'll give you a hundred dollars if you let me fuck you."

The girl looks him up and down with visible distaste and says, unequivocally, "No."

Dirty Ernie says, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up."

She thinks for a moment, then says that she will have to consult her boyfriend. So she calls her intended up and explains the situation.

Without hesitation, the boyfriend says: "Ask him for $200 and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down."

She agrees and accepts Dirty Ernie’s proposal.

Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.

Still breathing hard, she manages to reply: "...nickles and dimes… nickels and dimes….”