Australian Joke of the Year

Mike Rashoff has forwarded the winner of the Aussie Joke of the Year competition.

A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says, "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His wife, lying in bed, replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep, you idiot."

The man says, "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."