Man Driving Down Road

S Revitz remitted this from Kerala. Is not the battlefield tableau out of Bhagavad Gita insinuated? And isn't some asshole in Tinseltown thinking, 'Hmmm. Vin Diesel as Arjuna. It just might work....'

Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells out window, BITCH!
Man rounds next curve.
Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road.
Dies.