Max and Sadie

During a previous incarnation, Mike Rashoff, our Senior Geriatric Somnabulist, was a well known sex therapist in the State of Florida, where he also served as Executive Cashier to GREEK (GOP Retroactive Election Enhancement Kommission). Now 113 years old, Mike continues to receive his regular monthly stipend from Halliburton (Bahamas) PLC.


Max and Sadie, both well into their eighties, make an appointment with a sex therapist. When they walk into the office, the doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"

"Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" inquires Max.

The doctor eyebrows jump. But he is a professional and, in the interest of first doing no harm, especially in the case of such an elderly couple, he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse."

He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them $50 and bids them fond farewell.

The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row--Max and Sadie make an appointment, they have intercourse with no problem whatsoever, pay the doctor, then leave.

Finally, after five or six weeks of this routine, the doctor can no longer contain himself: "I'm sorry, but I have to ask just what it is you're trying to find out?"

Max replies, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare."