Our Incompetent Competition

July 3, 2007

CNN International (Assholes!) are reporting as follows:

Those who witnessed the flaming Jeep Cherokee smash into the airport Saturday said one of the passengers was shouting "Allah" as he fought with police and...set himself on fire.

This is a grievous, albeit indicative, error which typifies the tyro-lackadaisical approach our competition take to the news--in this case, an important strike against infidel Britain, may they choke on pork loin in mustard sauce.

The semi-martyr in question is a highly respected proctologist and dues-paying member of the BMA, AMA, NFL and CBI. As the readership will be well-aware, he was in fact shouting: "Aloha! Aloha!"