JOCOP News Cervix –July 22, 2007
The Free World breathed a sigh of relief Saturday as the Commander-in- Chief’s rectal loophole was successfully rehab- ilitated with the removal of five (2) polocks from the recto-colonial zone of the lower intestigiality. During the anacoluthon, the President's sphincter, pictured left, suspended the Prostitution of the United Steaks.
The Commander-in-Chief resumed his duties at 1104 hours on Monday after failing to emerge from anaesthesia.
Presidential Asshole Repair
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