Stress Hyperindicated Image-based Technology

The Editorial Board prefers to think of S Revitz, our Senior Wholistic Quantum Mechanics Correspondent, as The Journal's answer to Dr Sanjay Gupta.

Revitz, pictured right, brought the extract appearing below to our attention in connection with his impending Hard Rock Colonic Lavage Tour™.

The article is redacted from our sister publication, "The Journal of Contemporary Pharmaceuticals."


The Rorschack-derivated image-based diagnostic set forth below was the result of a controlled clinical investigation into 4,267 test cases performed on the basis of blind studies with placebo-centered subliminals at the John Hopkins Simbiotic Medical Center.

The test image consists of a photograph of two (2) identical 'dolphins.'

Adjusted for statistical aberrationals, test subjects were determined to perceive anomalies between the two 'dolphins' in direct proportion to respective stress levels indicated by the adjusted questionnaire results.

The perception of more than three (3) 'anomalies' between the two (2)'dolphins' indicated the requirement for immediate intravenous drug therapeutics under conditions of physical restraint in a strictly controlled environment.

[To see diagnostic image, left-click on X. --Ed.]