Jocop Halloween, Part IV

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the extremely handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.

"I have a question to ask,” he replies, “but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that. The Church understands these things and makes allowances for them, provided, one, you are single and, two, you are Catholic.

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single! And Catholic too!"

"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

Wherein the nun and the cabbie indulge in a back seat orgy of twisted sexual perversion cum bracing aerobic workout to curl the hair of the 2nd floor cleaning crew at Sabailand.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver, still wiping bodily fluids from his chafed lips, starts crying.

"My dear child," says the nun, "whyever are you crying?"

"Forgive me, Sister, but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married. And I'm Jewish."

“Oh, hell, that’s okay,” the nun says. “My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."