A New Low

A man is dining in a four-star restaurant and there is a gorgeous brunette sitting at the next table.

He has been checking her out since he sat down but lacks the nerve to talk to her.

Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket directly towards him.

He reflexively reaches out and plucks it from mid-air. He gallantly hands it back to the brunette.

"Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you," she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, after which they proceed to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest emotions, he shares his most profound hopes and they consume one another.

After picking up the tab for everything, she asks him if he'd like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.

They have, to say the least, a time neither of them will ever forget.

The next morning, she cooks eggs benedict to make Wolfgang Puck fall on his chef's steel. Her lover has to rub his eyes and shake his head in disbelief, it has all been so incredible.

"My god," he blurts, "you're the perfect woman. Are you this good to every guy you meet?"

"No," she replies. "You just happened to catch my eye."