Hillary's Last Stand

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical only to find out, incredibly, that she's pregnant.

She is furious--here she is in the middle of stealing the nomination for President and yet this has happened to her.

She calls home. Bill answers the phone.

She immediately starts in: "How could you have let this happen, you useless sonofabitch?"

"With all that's going on right now, you go and get me pregnant!? How could you? I can't believe this! I just found out I am five weeks gone and it's all your fault, you ignorant, underendowed peckerwood! Your fault! Well, what have you got to say?"

There is only dead silence on the phone.

She screams again: "Did you hear me!!?"

Finally she hears Bill's nearly indiscernible voice.

In a barely audible whisper, he says: "Who is this?"