Blind Drunk

A blind drunk stumbles into an all-female biker bar by mistake.

Somehow he finds his way to a bar stool and orders a boilermaker.

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls silent.

In basso profundo, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Mister, I think it only fair to warn you--given that you're blind--that you should know five things:

One, the bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

Two, the bouncer is a blonde girl who thinks Hillary needs to be President.

Three, I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

Four, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and bench presses 250 lbs.

Five, the lady to your right is a 350 lb. blonde whose period just started.

Now, think about it, Mister, do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second then shakes his head.

"Not if I'm gonna have to explain the sonofabitch five times."