Letter from Denmark

Dear Jocop,

We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election.

On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.

On the other side, you have a war hero married to a woman with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.

Is there a contest here?

Yours in Yeesus,

Bang Olafsen