Pursuant to his long incarceration at the Gaza City Ramadan Inn, Padraic O'Cossett, The Journal's Middle East Bureau Chief, is currently under treatment for third-degree Stockhole Syndrome de-Islamization at Bumfuck Presbyterian Hospital, whence he contributed the inspirational words set forth below.
Too often we lose sight of Life's simple pleasures.
Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown.
But it only takes four muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that motherfucker upside the head.
Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown.
But it only takes four muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that motherfucker upside the head.
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