Some Enchanted Evening

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and before he could get a word out, said, "Listen up, you smooth-talking sonofabitch. I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean.... It doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it."

Eyes now wide with interest, he responded: "No kidding. I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?"

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