Pimp My Cherry

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out in the Plymouth, park and make love for the first time.

The boy is immediately euphoric but he has never had sex before, with another person, so he makes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time & the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. In fact, the druggist goes into a level of detail that is positively extraordinary, providing the youth with a grasp of technique and titillation previously unknown to him or, for that matter, anyone not subject to the laws of galloping satyriasis.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.

The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time. The druggist rings up the charge, gives the kid a broad wink and a thumbs up and tells him to go out there and do his duty to American Manhood.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door.

"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy enters and his girl escorts him immediately to the dinner table where her parents are already seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

Ten minutes pass and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after twenty minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "Jesus, I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns and whispers back: "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

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