Golden Saloon

A wageslave stumbles home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his wife who is most definitely not happy.

"Where the HELL have you been all night?" she demands.

"At this new bar!" he slurs. "The Golden Saloon! Everything there is golden! It's got huge golden doors, a golden floor and even the urinal's gold!"

The wife doesn't believe this story at all.

The next day she checks the phone book, finding to her surprise a place across town called the Golden Saloon.

She calls up the gin mill to check her husband's story.

"Is this the Golden Saloon?" she asks when the bartender answers the phone.

"Yes ma'am, it is," the bartender answers.

"Do you have huge golden doors?"

"Yes ma'am, we sure do."

"Do you have golden floors?"

"Most certainly do."

"What about golden urinals?"

There's a long pause.

Then the wife hears the bartender yelling: "Hey, Dexter! I think I got a lead on the guy that pissed in your sax last night!"

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