iTit

JOCOP News Service
August 3, 2011

Apple Inc. (NASDAQ:AAPL) announced today that it has developed a computer chip together with nanotechnology that can play high fidelity media in women's breast implants.

The "iTit" will cost between $499 and $699 depending on woofer ("boom box") specification. Designed at Apple's campus in Hindutino, California, the iTit will be manufactured in toto at the Foxconn suicide-prone manufacturing facility in Shenzhen, PRC, the president of which was quoted as promising "not to steal the design this time, honest."

"This will alter human intercourse as never before because women have always complained about men staring at their tits and never listening to them," said CEO Steve Jobs from his private ICU to a group of unemployed IT reporters.

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