Paint My Porch

From Hugh Jorgen in Fat City.

A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a "handywoman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.

She knocked on the front door of the first house she came to and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?"

The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage.

The man's wife, overhearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"

"That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" he responded.

"You're right,” the wife replied. “It must be those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door.

"You're finished already?" the husband inquired, surprised.

”Yes," the blonde replied," and I had paint leftover, so I gave it two coats."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it over.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."