Bar Trick

Captain Organ sent this in from beautiful downtown KL. Normally, we don't (you should pardon the expression) blow the cover of our hard- working correspon- dents. In Captain Organ's case, we made an exception.


An Aussie crocodile hunter walked into a bar with a pet crocodile by his side. He put the crocodile up on the bar and turned to the astonished patrons.

"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this croc's mouth and place my manhood inside. Then the croc will close his mouth for one minute. Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."

The crowd murmured their approval.

The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his Johnson and related parts in the crocodile's open mouth.

The croc closed his mouth as the crowd gasped.

After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the crocodile hard on the top of its head.

The croc then opened his mouth and the man removed his widgy unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered, and the first of his free drinks was delivered.

The man stood up again and made another offer.

"I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try."

A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.

A blonde woman timidly spoke up.

"I'll try it--just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle."