Hermaphroditic

Hugh Jorgen writes:

Moments after a woman gave birth to her baby her doctor stood solemnly at her bedside and said: "I have something I must tell you about your baby."

"What's wrong?" the alarmed mother asked.

"Your baby is hermaphroditic."

"What's that?"

"It means your baby has both male and female parts."

"But that's wonderful!" the woman exclaimed. "Just think--he'll have a brain and a dick!"