The Difference Between Men and Women

A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's ten best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's ten best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over. Two of them claimed he was still there.