Why Jesus Matters

Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in just sitting in my backyard and having a vodka and cranberry while quietly talking to Jesus. This happened to me again only last week after a particularly difficult day.

I said: "Jesus, why do I work so hard?"

And I heard the reply: "Men find many ways to demonstrate the love they have for their family. You work hard to have a peaceful, beautiful place for your friends and family to gather."

I said: "I was taught that money is the root of all evil."

And the reply was: "No, it is the love of money that is the root of all evil. Money is a tool. It can be used for good or bad."

I was starting to feel better but I still had that one burning question, so I asked it.

"Jesus," I said, "what is the meaning of life? Why am I here?"

He replied: "That is a question many men ask. The answer is in your heart and is different for everyone. I would love to chat with you some more, Señor, but for now, I have to finish your lawn."