A Merry Christmas Blonde

A gorgeous young redhead walks painfully into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible!" exclaims the doctor in disbelief. "Show me."

With her finger the redhead pushes on her left shoulder and moans.

Then she pokes her elbow and the moan is twice as loud.

When she pushes her knee-cap, she involuntarily throws her head back in a terrible spasm and shatters the air with a piercing scream.

Nearly delirious with pain, she then pushes her ankle and lets loose a blood-curdling howl to make Lassie cringe.

When the scream has stopped ricocheting around the office, the doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"

"Well, no," she says, "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so," says the doctor. "Your finger is broken."