The Ancient Motorcyclist

A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH : '$2.50

HANDJOB: $10.00

Checking his wallet to see if he's good for it, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a pathetic looking group of farmers.

"Yes?" inquires the one with the big tits, smiling knowingly, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering," mumbles the biker, "are you the young lady who gives the handjobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

The old biker replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."