Norwegian Wouldn't

Thor vass a Norveejian vorking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidental-like cut off all tenn of his finkers.

He vent to da emergency room in the clinik and vhen he got dar, da Norske doctor look at Thor and say, "Let's haff da finkers and I'll see vhat I can do!"

And Thor say, "I hafen't got da finkers."

"Vhut do you mean, you haffen't got da finkers?" ask da doktor, not believen' his goddam eers.

"Lordy!" say the doktor denn, "it's fukkin 2008, ain't it!!! Vee got mikrosurgery and all kinds of udder new tings!" he said, shakin' his head.

Den he say: "I could haf put dem back on and made you like new, yu yurk!!! Vhy vhy vhy didn't you bring in da finkers?!!"

Thor say: "And how da fock vass I suppose to pick 'em upp?"