Blonde on Fire

On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed--only to find that her new Catholic husband had settled down for the night on the couch.

When she asked him why he wasn't going to make love to her, he replied, "It's Lent."

In tears, she cried, "That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! Who did you lend it to and for how long?"