Sandpile

An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.

The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You, Dago, you're in charge of sweeping."

To the Scotsman he says, "Shitface, you're in charge of shoveling."

And to the Chinese guy, "Gook, you're in charge of supplies."

He then says, "Now, I have to attend a serious meeting of top executives and I'll be gone for two hours. I expect you bastards to make a big dent in that pile."

So the foreman hauls ass from the jobsite. When he returns, the pile of sand is untouched.

He asks the Italian, "Goddammit, you didn't sweep jack shit. Why?"

The Italian replies, "Ai no godda da broom. You say Chinee fella he gonna be inna charge da supply. But he disappear and no canna fin' him nowhere."

Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says, "And you, you fucking alky, I thought I told you to shovel this pile."

The man from Glasgow replies, "Aye, ye did laddie, boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldnay fin' him either."

The foreman is really angry now and storms off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy.

Who, just then, leaps out from behind the pile of sand and screams at the top of his voice:

"SUPPLIES!"