HRC Triumphant In KY Breakthrough

Currently under 24 hour guard in his cell at Camp Zeist, Hugh Jorgen, The Journal's erstwhile Left Coast Zero Equity Chapter 11 Bureau Chief, faces charges of Crimes Against Humor™ at the International Criminal Court in The Hague.

The original charge was brought by The Editorial Waterboard of The Journal of Contemporary Opinion.

Shown right are three of the defendant's court-appointed defense attorneys from Louisville, KY--staunch Hillary Rodham Clinton suppositories.

"If he's not innocent, I'll lick my balls on the courthouse steps," stated one of the defense lawyers who requested that her name be withheld.


Two limited spectrum DNA agrarian-bucolic Hillary Rodham Clinton supporters, Billy Bob and Luther, are talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther: "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different."

"Howzat," inquires Luther.

"Well, the last few years," continues Billy Bob, "I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. So I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant."

"Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas. And sure enough Earlene got pregnant agin."

"Then last year you suggested Tahiti and goldarned if Earlene didn't get pregnant agin!!"

Luther turns to Billy Bob and inquires: "Wul, what you gonna do this year that's different?"

Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with me."

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