The Decision

The boss had to fire somebody, it was a matter of corporate survival-- possibly his own.

So he narrowed it down to one of two people: Debra or Jack.

It was an impossible decision because they were both supremely competent, honest, trustworthy and conscientious--in short, insignificant expendables.

But which one?

Rather than flip a coin, the boss decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all
night.

She went to the cooler to wash down a couple of aspirin.

The boss approached her. "Debra," he said, his voice wobbling with emotion, "I've never done this before but I've got no choice: I have to lay you or Jack off."

"Could you jack off?" she replied. "I feel like shit."

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