The New America--Hold My Calls

The Managing Editor, on behalf of the entire Editorial Waterboard, would like to take this opportunity to congratulate its hugely influential and diverticulated readership on this first major holiday of The New America, starring Tim Russert, on the basis of the subscribership having moved its collective bowels with a few spectacularly rip-roaring exceptions on this glorious and historic date.

It is a pleasure therefore to wish one and all on this auspicious occasion a Joyous and Auspicious Fifth of July.





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