Sppourt Gzaa!

As the Readership well knows, The Journal's record of support for our Gazan brethren and cistern goes without saying, with the sole proviso that we say it. In stark and revealing contrast to the competition such as those motherfuckers at Time, Sports Illustrated, The Manchester Gurniad, Frankfurter Achtung, Reader's Digest, Classics Illustrated, Playgoy and The Jewish Weekly Chronicle, The Editorial Waterboard has courageously supported both Tostadas, the righteous rocketing of Zionist kindergartens, termination with extreme prejudice of Danish cartoonists and, most of all, the clitorial circumcision of Michael Edward Rashoff.



Yesterday's spontaneously orchestrated demonstration in Bumfuck was no exception. Shown above, from either left or right all the way over to the other side of the whatsis, are Waterboard members David Marvin Mailer, Hugh Jorgen and Padraic O'Cossett, exercising their Sharia-bout That© endowed right to stand on the pavement. Followed by a frenzied caucus at the Log Cabin Buffet in the Mens' Shitter, just down the hall from the Rheum Room at the Bumfuck Holiday Inn, starring Gore Vidal.

Aloha Snackbar™! And, like, death to all the other guys.

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