Satyam Vada Dharmam Chara

With both the Dow and S&P500 plumbing new depths, thus violating the inviolable "November Lows" market bottom of CNBC pundit fame and ushering in the third leg [Ah! My favorite leg!--Ed.] of the bear's remorseless onslaught on our sacred Lazy Fairy Free Enterprise System, a concerned and thoroughly marinated Editorial Waterboard immediately contacted its Senior Ayurvedic Full Lotus Ommmmm Bureau Chief, WisdomoftheEast, via Western Union for spiritual guidance during this time of profound Collateralized Debt Obligation.

From his retreat at Navin's Bar and Chicken Tikka Masala in Big Sur where he is currently Resident Lecturer for Financially Ruined Forfeiters of Self-Realization Fees, WisdomoftheEast sent in the uncharacteristically upbeat report, as follows:

Our communication - Wireless
Our dress - Topless
Our telephone - Cordless
Our cooking - Fireless
Our youth - Jobless
Our food - Fatless
Our labour - Effortless
Our conduct - Worthless
Our relation - Loveless
Our attitude - Careless
Our feelings - Heartless
Our politics - Shameless
Our education - Valueless
Our follies - Countless
Our arguments - Baseless
Our jobs - Thankless
Our futures - Hopeless
Our neighbours - Ruthless
Our grievances - Heedless
Our Sathyam - Truthless
Our emails - Useless

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