The Editorial Waterboard is pleased to advise, in a unanimous vote, that Mike Rashoff, formerly The Journal's West Coast Parking Technology Bureau Chief, has now been appointed Senior Washington Nocturnal Incontinence Correspondent, in direct competition with the pathetic assholes at CNN, WaPo, NYT, Hot Rod, Cancer Magazine™ and "Corriere della Serra." Which in a spirit of hail-fellow-well-met lazy fairy Free Enterprise egalitarian narcolepsy, starts with this report in which his GOP contacts have understandably elected to forego a modicum of punctuation:
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Spotting Nancy
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