From our Southern California bureau chief, Michael Edward Rashoff. This is his and/or her portrait which we publish at his and/or her request. For contact details, send $50 and two Preparation H boxtops to The Journal of Contemporary Opinion, 1800 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, D.C. 20500.
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implants: $6,000
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