We Shoulda Bombed New Haven

Isn't it time someone thanked Yale University for its outstanding contribution to the list of those who led Mankind's last best hope out of the twentieth century--and into the twenty-first?

It's an impressive list. Nothing but the best. Bill. Hillary. Dick. John. And, of course, the Commander-in- Chief himself.

Is there some sort of litmus test for the True Yalie?

For the first time, David Marvin Mailer reveals the criterion that never fails. And, no, it's not pissing away an entire branch of Western civilization.

While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it.

Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction.

Unless, of course, you are a Yalie. In which case, your foot will not change direction.

And you will piss away an entire branch of Western civilization.