Letter from Hugh Jorgen

It was Thanks- giving morning when Hugh Jorgen, Senior Left Coast Bureau Chief blue ballin’ clearcutter, wrote in with white-hot HUMINT™ on your Clinical Depression- IslamoHigh Colonic™ Tare nexus held in sacred awe by the international Therapeutic-Industrial Community.


Dear Jocop,

I have been hopped up for the past two weeks. Last Thursday I spoke with a friend who'd been depressed, so he’d called the mental health help-line. Like a lot of other call centers, it had been out-sourced to a third world location. My friend asked the operator where the help line operator was located now and was told Pakistan. The friend then told the operator that he’d been depressed and was feeling suicidal. The operator got very excited and inquired if the caller could drive a truck or fly a plane.

Yours in Jesus,

Hugh Jorgen