The Editorial Waterboard is pleased to announce the return of Padraic O'Cossett to the Bumfuck Holiday Inn.
O'Cossett, The Journal's Middle East Rectal Arts Bureau Chief, was released by Hamas PLC™ pursuant to completion of his thirty (728) day tour of duty as Hostage-in-Chief at the request of his wife and close confidante, Hillary Rodham O'Cossett.
Aloha Snackbar®.
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