Peace in Our Time



JOCOP News Service, August 29,2008, London

Her Majesty's Commission for the Neville Chamberlain Attitudinal Adjustment Commission has today decreed that local climate advisories in the UK shall no longer be referred to as "English weather."

In order to avoid any possibility whatsoever of offending the culturally ascendant portion of the population, this information will now be referred as "Dhimmitudinal Atmospherics"—partly Sunni but mostly Shi'ite.

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