Dental Etiquette

The pulchritudinous Salty Slivers entered the dental surgery with the customary trepidation.

The dental assistant took care of the preliminaries with all the efficiencies known to Lesbos.

Then the great man himself strode merrily into the surgery, flashed the customer a rictus of blinding fluorescence and, approaching the reclined dental chair, inquired: "And how are we this morning, then?"

Whereupon an expression of total incredulity instantly transformed his visage.

Salty, having grasped the dentist's bollocks in a grip a two-ton vice would have envied, gazed steadily up into his stunned bloodshot eyes.

"We are fine this morning, doctor--thus far. And I'm sure there is nothing we would do to cause either of us any pain, wouldn't you agree?"

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