An escaped con on the lam breaks into a suburban house to look for money and guns. The mortgage on the house is 200k underwater so, unbeknownst to the escapee, he is actually just looking for guns....or a good time.
Inside the master bedroom, he finds the man and wife asleep on their Slumberville mattress which they'll finish paying off in 2015 in the unlikely event either one is still employed.
He orders the husband out of the bed and ties him to a chair.
After that, while tying the wife's arms to the bedposts, the convict hops up, straddles her and sticking his filthy face into her neck, seems to be whispering sweet nothings into her ear.
After that, while tying the wife's arms to the bedposts, the convict hops up, straddles her and sticking his filthy face into her neck, seems to be whispering sweet nothings into her ear.
Then he gets up and proceeds into the bathroom.
While he's in the john, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen! This guy's an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do whatever he tells you! Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you! This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both!"
"Be strong," he concludes. "I love you no matter what, honey!'
The wife takes this in for a few moments. Then she says: "He wasn't kissing my neck, Bill. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he's gay, incredibly horny, thinks you're cute and asked if we had any KY. I told him it was in the medicine cabinet. Be strong honey. I love you too."
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While he's in the john, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen! This guy's an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do whatever he tells you! Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you! This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both!"
"Be strong," he concludes. "I love you no matter what, honey!'
The wife takes this in for a few moments. Then she says: "He wasn't kissing my neck, Bill. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he's gay, incredibly horny, thinks you're cute and asked if we had any KY. I told him it was in the medicine cabinet. Be strong honey. I love you too."
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