The High Hard One

Joe is telling his pal Rick his troubles:

"You know that new girl at work, the one I've been wanting to ask out?" he inquires.

"Yeah, what about her?" Rick replies.

"Well, every time I see her, I get an instant hard-on and have to turn away to hide it."

"Jesus, that's tough. Why don't you try taping your dick to your leg--then it won't show," Rick suggests.

Joe agrees this is a great idea; Rick even loans him a roll of duct tape.

A few days later, they meet again:

"Well, I called her and asked her out and she said yes," Joe reports.

"That's great!"

"So I get to her house, walk up to her door, and she answers it wearing more or less nothing--"

"Whoa! How'd it go?"

Despite all attempts at self-control, Joe crumbles and bursts into tears but manages to say: "I kicked her in the face."

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