Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on gurneys next to each other outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in for?"
The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm nervous as a whore in church."
The first kid says, "No problem, dawg. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep and when you wake up they give you all the ice cream you can eat. Nothing to it."
The second kid then inquires: "What are you in here for then?"
The first kid says, "Circumcision."
The second kid says, "You gotta be shittin' me! Good luck with that one, pal. I had it done when I was born and couldn't walk for a fuckin' year."
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