Not So OK Corral

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered. "On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I told them to leave her alone but they wouldn't listen."

"So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and punched him in the mouth. Then I kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground."

"Then I told them: 'Now you sonsabitches back off or I'll kick the living shit out of each and every one of you.'"

St. Peter was impressed: "And when did this happen?"

"About three minutes ago."

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