A volcano erupts with a colossal explosion. Scientists predict that within three days, unprecedented tsunamis will flood the entire earth and place all existing land under water.
The Pope appears on television and encourages everyone to accept Jesus Christ immediately so that at least their immortal souls will be saved.
The world's foremost Muslim imam also appears on TV--ecstatic--and demands everybody everywhere convert to Islam in order that they may spend eternity with Allah.
The Dalai Lama appears on TV and urges everyone to become Buddhist so they may reach Nirvana.
Prime Minister Tzipi Livni goes on national TV and announces: "Enough already. We have three days to learn to live underwater."
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