Meanwhile, Back At School

The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, Molly, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate,'not 'fascinating.'”

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to The Creation Museum and I was 'fascinated.'"

The teacher said, “That is edifying, Sally, and certainly speaks to your Ritalin prescription. But I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'"

Little Patrick raised his hand.

The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by this little sonofabitch before.

She finally decided there was no way he could mangle the word 'fascinate,' so she took a breath and called on him.

Patrick said: 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.”

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