Eros Tyrannus

Little Johnny asked Mom what two new words meant that kids at school were using: "Pussy" and "Bitch."

Mom inhaled sharply but quickly recovered: "Oh, that's easy. A pussy is a cat like our little Chico. And a bitch is a female dog, like our beloved Hillary...."

"Thanks, Mom."

Johnny, ever the autodidact, then went in search of his father who, as usual, was drinking 'secretly' in the garage.

"Dad, the guys at school are using words I don't understand."

"What words, son?"

"Pussy and bitch. I asked Mom but I had a feeling she wasn't being completely straightforward with me."

"Son," said Dad, "never ask your mother about these things. Ask me instead. Let me explain it to you like this."

He pulled a "Playboy" out from under his workbench and, unfolding the centerfold, drew a circle around the pubic area and said: "Son, everything inside the circle is Pussy."

"Okay, Dad. So, what's a bitch?"

Dad replied: "Everything outside the circle."

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