Good Samaritan

A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk.

Wanting to help, he asked the drunk "Do you live here?" "Yep." "Would you like me to help you upstairs?" "Yep." When they got up on the second floor, the good person asked "Is this your floor?" "Yep."

Then the good samaritan got to thinking that maybe he didn't want to face the man's wife because she may think he was the one who got the man drunk. So he opened the first door he came to after they'd reached the second floor and shoved him through it, then went back downstairs.

However when he went back outside, there was another drunk. So he asked that drunk "Do you live here?" "Yep." "Would you like me to help you upstairs?" "Yep." So he did and put him in the same door with the first drunk. Then went back downstairs.

Where there was yet another drunk. Naturally, he approached the dipsomaniac to give assistance. But before he could reach the man, the drunk leapt up and staggered over to a policeman and cried: "Please officer, protect me from this man! He's been doing nothing all night long but taking me upstairs and throwing me down the elevator shaft!"

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