I Left My Sphincter in SF

At one time, San Francisco de Assisi was the most ethnically mongrel, beautiful, laissez-faire, jazz-ridden, hard-drinking city in the former USSA. It is now under occupation by a mere three tribes who have outlawed breathing.


After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate exam by the National Health Service, a guy decided to have his next test carried out while visiting friends in San Francisco, where the nurses are allegedly much more gentle and accommodating.

So there he was lying naked on the examination table and the nurse began to probe.

"Don't worry. At this stage of the procedure, it's quite normal to get an erection," said the nurse.

"I haven't got an erection," said the patient.

"No," replied the nurse, "but I do."

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