At The Bar

A country walks into a bar and seats itself on a stool. The bartender looks at it and says, "What'll it be, buddy?"

The country says, "Set me up with seven shots o' Cutty and make 'em doubles."

The bartender does this and watches the country slug one down, then the next, then the next and so on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were served.

Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why it's doing all this drinking.

"You'd drink 'em this fast too if you had what I have."

The bartender hastily asks: "What do you have pal?"

The country replies, "I have a dollar."

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