Beer Contains Female Hormones

This was sent in by Mostly Big Dave. As regular distribuees will instantly recall, this site has no truck with misogynistic material, nossiree. So this is just an example of what will not be tolerated here. And Mostly Big Dave should hang his head in shame. Once he exits Sabailand out the back door.

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

* argued over nothing;
* refused to apologize when obviously wrong;
* gained weight;
* talked excessively without making sense;
* became overly emotional;
* couldn't drive;
* failed to think rationally;
* had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.